Awful stuff. FIONA: Excuse me. Fiona grabs Donkey's head and pulls it down to her. The sun is just about to set. Who'd want to live in place like that? Panic-stricken, Fiona looks back fearfully at the setting sun. Dragon lifts Donkey up with her hand. Donkey blushes, causing Fiona to chuckle and Shrek to roll his eyes. The mascot runs into a wall and knocks himself out. I warn ya! You go back. The dragon pauses, looks at him inquisitively, and then smiles. You're my rescuer. He opens the front door and throws the Wolf out. Donkey steps outside and talks to himself. Too quiet. SHREK: Oh, no, no, no. MIRROR: Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is.! A quest to get my swamp back. GINGY: Okay, I'll tell you. (pushes the coffin away). I'll stick with you. SHREK: Look. It wasn't no brimstone. They make their through the crowd. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. You get it? In front of the gate is a series of ropes hung in a maze for crowd control. DONKEY: I'm gonna take drastic steps. It's hideous! That's bad! Donkey looks nervous, but Shrek and Fiona give him reassuring looks. I didn't know you wrote poetry. He continues on. -Oh! A single light shines in the window of the tallest tower. DONKEY: What makes you think she'll be there? Help me! You are ugly. (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) Hmm? She smiles and then continues walking, singing softly. Shrek: Donkey! SHREK: Example? (stomps off). GINGERBREAD MAN: God bless us, every one. Let's get married today. DONKEY: What did you do with the princess?! Shrek, still standing nearby with his back turned, is hurt by the comment. You were saying? That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. (Get spooked and gasps) 'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. (Suggestively raises his eyebrows). (walks off). Fiona stands with her arm on Shrek's, but Donkey butts in-between them. DONKEY: I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. Farquaad proudly tries on his crown. Donkey and Shrek turn to each other and burst out laughing. Fiona breaks away from Hood, who has his hand around her waist. Fiona, expecting a different question, removes the weedrat while Shrek is annoyed by the words that couldn't come out. Shrek puts his entire hand over Fiona's face, stopping her in her tracks. Donkey: Say no more, say no more. All you have to do is marry a princess. Shrek 2: Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place. He sighs and walks off. Ogres are not like cakes. The bed's taken. Shrek walks back, yanks Fiona's arm. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. Don't let them do this! Yes, do it. She tosses the bouquet and lays back down, swooning. He cups his hands and calls into the woods. DONKEY: Oh, come on, Shrek. I am Lord Farquaad. SHREK: She wasn't talking about me? FIONA: I am (smiling) awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. Shrek stops laughing. With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire. The mirror shows a portrait of Princess Fiona leaning on the window of her tower. FARQUAAD: Kill him if you have to--but get him! I'm makin' waffles. I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? Shrek awkwardly grins. FIONA: I mean--ah, why wait? MONSIEUR HOOD: Break it down. I'll find us some dinner. FARQUAAD: That champion shall have the honor-- no, no -- the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. FIONA: Well --yes, actually! A large amount of guards run in and grab ahold of Shrek and Fiona. Hood brings Fiona's hand to his chest, and then carpets Fiona's arms with kisses as she pulls back in disgust. FIONA: You're -- you're wonderful. FIONA: Oh, no. SHREK&&1&SCRIPT& 2& MAN&1& Whoa.Holdon.Doyouknowwhatthatthingcandotoyou? DONKEY: I'm gonna die. Um, good for me too. Oh. DONKEY: This is gonna be fun! I ask your hand in marriage. FIONA: Okay. Shrek Script {Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. FIONA: Oh! Turn! Shrek tries to press on while Donkey tries to make his way back under Shrek. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. (the dragon growls) Oh, what large teeth you have! Shrek hops over a set of ropes that appears to make up a wrestling ring. SHREK: (laughs) I just--you know - - Oh, come on. The abandoned windmill is filed with shadows and cobwebs. A knight tries to sneak up behind Shrek, but he turns in time to sees him and jumps on him. (laughs). Shrek fiddles with the door handle, unable to open it. More guards enter carrying an object covered by a sheet. The crowd gasps, but before he can make a move Shrek puts him in a full-nelson hold. Shrek spins back around with a hopeful look on his face while Fiona tries to regain her composure. (bounces the bridge again), SHREK: Yes? He comes to a halt. FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. FIONA: No! Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before loudly roaring in is face. You ate the princess. No one must ever know. Ogres have layers! Captain of the Guards: Next! That's right, fool! The Captain tucks tail and runs off. Up. FARQUAAD: I'm not the monster here, you are. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, which I think means he has a really Shrek interrupts Donkey by stepping on his foot, causing him to fall to the ground in pain. Fiona crosses first and lays a hand on Shrek's back when she gets to the other side. Fiona leans over a barrel filled with water, looking at her reflection. DONKEY: Oh, good. What are you doing? That's bad. DONKEY: Celebrity marriages. She screams and lands on a sack of flour, launching a cloud of flour into the air. DONKEY: You can't do this to me, Shrek. We've got a big day ahead of us. Suddenly the chandelier jerks Dragon back, the sword having lodged itself into a stone column and getting the chain stuck. See that's your half, and this is my half. Dark clouds block out the blue sky above them. The Three Blind Mice in the movie were changed from being 3 older men to 3 young women. He throws the flower down and walks away. FIONA: I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's go! Tutorial. You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" SHREK: Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? I'll make you a deal. FIONA: You did it! I'm gonna die. Listen to me! Fiona goes inside the windmill, gives Shrek a look, and closes the door. She's a loaded pistol who likes pia coladas and getting caught in the rain. Left behind on the horse is a large set of gauntlets and a pair of leg extenders that reached down to the stirrups, which made him look so tall on the saddle. The exit's over there! I just-- I just --. Now, tell me! DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. Shrek shakes his head and starts walking back to his swamp. MIRROR: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. This one's full. That's my princess! DONKEY: Hey, now. Shrek has built a fire and is cooking something on a spit while Fiona eats. Bee Movie (Script) Lyrics According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only. Shrek, I'm gonna die. The Three Good Fairies hide inside a tent. Do you know the muffin man? SHREK: No, no! Where is everybody? Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. I was talkin' to you. You're all right. Let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time. Shrek lightly tugs at the arrow but stops, wincing in pain. I'll whip their butt too. The mirror shows a portrait of Snow White in her slumber. No! The villagers stop outside Shrek's home, unaware that Shrek is sneaking up behind them. Shrek uses a folding chair to smack the knight lying on the ground. SHREK Not fast enough. DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. But you only look like this at night. Fiona looks at him in shock, tears welling in her eyes. THE CAPTAIN: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to a designatedresettlementfacility? FARQUAAD: (To himself) Two? The Mirror reluctantly rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning, displaying the image of Fiona waiting in her tower. Hold on now. The mascot screams at the sight of Shrek and begins running through the roped path to get to the front gate. Shrek glances over to see if Donkey understands him, but is met with a blank look. She hits higher and higher notes and the bird struggles to keep up with her. Donkey wakes up with a yawn as the guards march by. He jumps on it just as Dragon tries to bite them and slides down it. Well, guess what! "Wanted. For her true love and true love's first kiss. (jumps down to the table). FIONA: A door. Me, me! They judge me before they even know me. DONKEY: I don't get it. He can talk! Shrek, now disguised as a knight in shining armor walks off further into the castle. I'm all alonethere's no one here beside me Shrek is getting ready for dinner. What you got against the whole world anyway, huh? Shrek lets out a loud belch. SHREK: Oh, yeah. They take off, soaring through the clouds and to Duloc. I'll see you drawn and quartered! (He dodges out the way of a group of witches flying on broomsticks). Fiona belches, stopping Shrek and Donkey in their tracks. Dragon sits on a floor littered with a horde of gold coins and jewels. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Oh, no! FIONA: Well, can I at least know the name of my champion? Suddenly he hears a far out yell from Shrek. (holds up 2 fingers) Pick number three, my lord! Hours have passed and Fiona has calmed down. DONKEY: Hey. Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way. SHREK: Oh, yeah? As they reach the middle of the bridge the fire burns the bridge and it snaps in half. Every night I become this. Donkey watches this exchange with a curious look on his face. No way. Bring it in! Man, I'd really love to stay, but you know, I'm, uh(coughs) I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings and stuff. You're great pals, aren't ya? Everyone stands in awe. Shrek and Fiona give each happy looks, having made up an excuse to stall for time. GUARDS: He's getting away! Oh. Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. FIONA: Sunset?! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. As you command,,,your Highness. It is fucking amazing he does some rest I supposed, but he doesn't go down one bit, and he screams really really loud. DONKEY: Hey, wait. DONKEY: Uh-uh, no way. You got that kind of "I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me" thing. Shrek looks back at the laughing crowd and then down at the floor, dejected. Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. As they walk away from the crowd Shrek grabs the torch from a dwarf cheering them on, who refuses to let go. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. You can't catch me. Shrek yelps and jumps away. Shrek: [Whispers] This is the part where you run away. You're not that ugly. Shrek marches through the Duloc Knights, who back away in disgust upon noticing him. They dodge a blast of fire from Dragon. THE CAPTAIN: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming. Shrek climbs up the chain still slung around Dragon's neck. Dragon belches and Farquaad's crown flies out of her mouth and falls to the ground. I've mastered the stairs. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. You're amazing. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. You gotta let me stay! Her sad look turns to bitterness. DONKEY: See! (They come over a hill overlooking Shrek's home.) Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! Farquaad looks down and pulls the sheet up to cover himself as the covers rise. FARQUAAD: Oh, that is so sweet. Oh, no, No! Fiona smacks her reflection in the water, which splashes water onto Donkey. Deeper in the woods, Donkey is hurriedly searching for the flower. Guards! Don't look down. Does anyone know the Heimlich?! Just look at that sunset. SHREK: I--there's nothing to tell. Don't look down. DONKEY: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make (Gasps, seeing the skeleton of a horse). The three continue their journey back to Duloc though the woods. His back is to a Princess Fiona, laying upright on the bed near the window. No. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Camp is definitely starting to sound good. Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! This is not dignified! (his nose grows). DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? Can't you see I'm a little busy here? GINGERBREAD MAN: Well, she's married to the muffin man. Oh! Shrek and Fiona kiss. I like that boulder. Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower, taken aback by her outburst. But you should. And don't look down. Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. Donkey, with the flower dropped at his feet, gives them a suggestive look. We can keep going. Shrek manages to pulls his arm free and he whistles loudly. He gives Donkey an annoyed look. Shrek and Donkey exchange looks. Shrek walks in another direction. Gender-Swapping. VILLAGER 1: Whoa. The two gaze up at Duloc Castle, a building that towers over the rest of the kingdom. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. I don't have time for this. There are several functions that require your attendance, sir. FIONA: Well, yesbut I don't understand. Me neither. The remaining guards let go of Shrek and Fiona, backing away. (Farquaad smacks him off the table and a trash can. ) Donkey and Shrek are now walking through the fields heading away from Duloc. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! Shrek heaves a deep sigh. She begins backing up toward the windmill. Fiona tosses her bouquet which both Cinderella and Snow White try to catch. SHREK: Princess, I-- Uh, how's it going, first of all? SHREK: Men of Farquaad's stature are inshort supply. Blue flower, red thorns. The priest is gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." Shrek! Fiona looks a little embarrassed as she smoothes out her dress and regains her composure. 20% Off with code OUTDOORSALE FARQUAAD: Don't just stand there, you morons! Fiona sheepishly smiles at Shrek. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. There are little wooden people inside and they begin to sing. (laughs). Your welcome is officially worn out! DONKEY: Yes. He stands up with a huff. Shrek lands on Donkey and bumps him out of Dragon's grasp just as she is about to kiss him, and she instead kisses Shrek's butt. Taken aback, Shrek drops Donkey and begins walking after Fiona. I see what's goin' on here. - akahunahi Oct 10, 2018 at 4:41 2 You cut me real deep just now. DONKEY: And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! I forgive youfor stabbing me in the back! SHREK: It's on my to-do list, now come on! I'm right here beside ya, okay? She reaches down, squeezing Donkey's face. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. The church is packed with citizens. Shrek takes off his helmet and reveals his ogre self. Back there. I didn't invite them. DONKEY: You know what? DONKEY: And you know what else? Donkey is asleep. DONKEY: (Nervously to himself) Okay, don't look down. Well, this is delicious. (he runs inside the hut). the lovers elliot oracle; sad drawings easy step by step Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. Donkey leans over him. Shrek uses the ropes to launch himself at two knights, knocking them over with his arms. Fiona smiles, but it quickly fades as she looks off at Duloc in the distance. Shrek looks past her and spots a group approaching. The chain swings back and he is left dangling above her. For a moment they stare into each other's eyes. I wish I had a step right here. Is that about right? Singing) "'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have friends". DONKEY: I don't even wanna hear it. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. In three Halloween tales, Shrek and his friends tell scary stories, Ginormica and the Monsters fight mutant alien pumpkins, and Shrek battles a ghost. I won't tell him. I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid MERRYMEN: What he's basically saying is he likes to get MONSIEUR HOOD: Paid! Please welcomeCinderella! She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Dragon blows a heart-shaped smoke ring at Donkey. Donkey might just flatter his way out of becoming dragon food. (Thelonius holds up a hand mirror and smashes it with his fist.) SHREK Got ya. DONKEY: No. I'm a real boy. It's a compliment. Donkey sharply leans his head to the side, letting off a loud crack. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? SHREK: Hey I told you, didn't I? Shrek walks off. SHREK: The wedding! Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'. FARQUAAD: Down to the last slime-covered toadstool. (bites into Shrek's ear), GORDER: Blah! You're just reeking of feminine beauty. Take it away. Shrek jumps over and approaches the bridge, with Donkey joining in behind him. The skeleton head falls off and Donkey gasps. Donkey: Yes, roomie? You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. SHREK: You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. DONKEY: Stairs? FARQUAAD: Indeed. Just let me off, please! ", SHREK: What did I say about singing? You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. DONKEY: Blue flower, red thorns. SHREK: You know, she's right. And all she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. SoWhen an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush. Now--. GreatGingerBread 3 yr. ago. Can you forgive me? SHREK: That'll do, Donkey. DONKEY: Right. FARQUAAD: Then what are you waiting for? I'm not through with you yet. The passages are littered with bones, armor, and weapons, presumably belonging to the many unsuccessful knights who tried to rescue the princess. Shrek throws a sunflower into the fireplace. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. We'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. I don't want to rush into a a physical relationship. Donkey looks scared of Shrek for a moment, but he quickly hides behind him after seeing that the guards have caught up to him. (smiles evilly). The arrow flies past her and towards Donkey, who jumps into Shrek's arms to get out of the way. DONKEY: All right, all right. Try the veal! Blue flower, red thorns. Shrek catches up with Donkey and Fiona, who are waiting near the exit. PUSS Okay. Shrek suddenly lets go of the branch, tripping Donkey over, and he walks away. SHREK: (Picking up pieces of armor) The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. The Big Bad Wolf and a wizard point at each other. FARQUAAD: Brave knights! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Cut it out! FIONA: I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. That's my personal tail. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. He rushes down the tower's staircase with Fiona in tow and grabs a torch. The crowd gasps at the mention of Lord Farquaad. Come on! Not there! Fiona gives Shrek one last spiteful look. Fiona screams as Shrek suddenly smashes the door down with his shoulder, still holding onto her arm. They both shrug at each other. Okay. There's so much to do! -Get up! DONKEY: Alright now I know you're making this up. I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. Farquaad gestures to the man with the prompter card holds up a card that says 'Laugh'. That one there? But that's why we gotta stick together. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. 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